yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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