So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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