She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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