If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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