'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I want to be your penis for a week.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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