I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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