I'd wear matching sweaters with you
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
sex in a hospital.. check
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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