She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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