You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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