Me too!
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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