***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
