Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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