And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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