I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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