remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize
