So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Your tits are I can't wait for
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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