I feel like I'm in dance class right now
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
