I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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