He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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