ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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