I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
