i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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