She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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