You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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