well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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