would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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