Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
A bitchslap is in order.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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