Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she looked like the before picture.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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