i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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