i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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