My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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