her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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