I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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