Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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