plz talk dirty to me
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just googled if crying burns calories
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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