What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
A+ Viking dick
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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