i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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