His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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