Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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