Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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