he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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