How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
