There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
