you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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