i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he shaved USA in his pubs
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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