I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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