Its about making memories worth repressing
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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