You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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