You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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