Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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